hello there. according to professor lawnord's research, regardless of how long have you been living in this polluted world, your family only knows 14% about yourself, your close friends only know 7% of you, your spouse/partner knows about 3.17% of you and the guy who works at the grocery store knows absolute nothing about you (except if he's your family or close friend or lover that is).
since i made that crap up, i think not many knows much about me. only a few knows why i like to sleep alone at night. and not many knows that i like to fish. but theres one thing not many knows about me! theres a reason why they call me, 'the man with the thousand names'! and some of these names are given as an honor, some has a story behind it, some are just self-proclaimed names and well some are just total crap frm my retarded friends. so pandai2 lah guna otak yang mana ngarot, yang mana tidak eh. so tonight, i would like to list down all the names to help everyone, my family and friends, bloghoppers, grasshoppers and the former winner of the miss world 2004, to know me better!
so if you are at home, scratching your nose, with nothing to do or maybe youre trying hard to make a kite fly but realize youre really shitty at it, please come down to my blog and read up all the nicknames as fast as you could in 1 minute.
the winner of this competition will win 6 tickets to australia and unlimited vanilla coke stock for 3 years. that is such a heaven kan? if only if this competition is real. hrmmm
okai lets go now!
Muhammad Firdaus
Firdaus
Fir
Firdaus Torres
Torres
Batman
Dark Knight
King
The Bat
Fidot
The Firster
Fir-O-Matic
The King Of Kings
Ferdy The Birdy!
Kotek (you all should know which idiot calls me by this name. clue : a crossover between a yeti and a humanbeing with a stupid hair)
Van Nistelrooy
The Revolutionizer!
Firfir!
Kecik!
Jake Tyler
Kencing! (same goes to here)
French Fries
The Fury
Firryy
The Sex Panther
Nando
and The Space Truckin', Lady Puller, Skull Crushin', Light Tracker, Star Shootin', Six Million Dollar Man!
wait theres more! but unfortunately i have some tuna sandwich to finish here, so good luck trying!
(tell me if i left out any. comment or private message abang fir okai?)
