Pretty sure youre wondering why im writing this blog in italics.
Okai, I woke up kinda late today, at 3pm..HAHA so it was just like any other typical day,
I get up, wash myself, read the newspaper and watch the tv or play the ps2.
And I was supposed to go to Pyramid today but the plan had to be cancel because Shapik the bastard HAHA couldnt make it.
So I laze around in my room and it started to rain heavily.
Thunder could be heard. Lightnings were thrown from the sky.
And the electric supply was cut off. :|
Yea, and I WAS ALONE AT HOME :'( hoho
So I texted some of my friends who live nearby, asked them if their house has electricity and apparently theyre facing the same problem too.
I was really bored so I played some songs in my phone and texted Hanah but then she didnt reply.
And then bad things start too happen...my cellphone was out of battery and the house phone wasnt working.
I was like 'Shit! Now what am I supposed to do?!'
Theres nothing I could do. I cant read, I cant sleep, I can do nothing.
Because its dark. Darkness represents bad things. Like evil. Or scary stuffs!
So I jump on my bed and start thinking....there are 3 scenarios that could probably happen.
Before that, I dont want anyone to judge me through any of these scenarios okai?
Im not a wannabe or a pervert or whatever crap you all thinking. Im just following how those horror scary slasher movies go.
So SCENARIO A
After 3 hours in the dark, I went out to the nearest public phone to call my parents.
But SHIT, all the phones arent working! And all the people in the neighbourhood wasnt around either.
I dont know, maybe they went out to the mall, to shop or whatever.
SUDDENLY, out of no where, a half-naked Megan Fox screaming for help ( well I dont even know why shes half-naked. I mean check out all those horror movies eg. Halloween, Friday the 13th, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, all the hot bitches are half-naked! )
and group of evil vampires with giant wings was trying to eat her! :O
Since I was around, I picked up a crossbow ( which also appeared out of nowhere) and shoot those assclown ini the heart!
So she was saved by me and she thanked me and she kissed me and we get on a car and leave this town forever. :D
THE END.
SCENARIO B
While I was lying down waiting for the electric supply to get on again, Pravin and Tarrence came to my house and tell me that theyre on their way to the hospital.
Me, very shocked to see Pravin bleeding like Leona Lewis's hit song, Bleeding In Love.
Tarrence told me that a pack of vicious werewolves tried to eat him but they threw him away after they took their first bite. Most probably because he tasted like crap. Yea
So, we get on the car and drive to nearest hospital. AND SUDDENLY, Amber Heard in white bikini was running down the road. She asked for help and THEN the werewolves appeared again and tried to attack us.
Then the worst thing happened, Pravin turned into a werewolf and bit Tarrence and he became a werewolf too.
Me and Amber Heard ran away from those human-eater-bitches and we hide in this police station.
I took a shotgun and some silver bullets ( dont ask me why. Im just following the story line! ) and shoot those bitches!
So then she was saved by me and she thanked me and she kissed me and we get on a car and leave this town forever. :D
THE END.
Then the last one, SCENARIO C
So Shafiq text messaged me said that theres something weird in the sky.
I went out to take a look.
The sky turns frm black to red. A giant spaceship landed and some weirdo with a big head, wearing weird clothes and armed with some futuristic weapon came out from it.
They started talking to each other. Weird language. Im not sure if they were speaking Japanese or Korean but I seriously never heard of it before.
THEN I realized those bozos are aliens from other planet! ALL IN A SUDDEN, Sophia Bush in a tight tshirt and hot pants was running away from those starship bastards!
So I was like 'HEY! LET HER GO!' and it seems that those aliens dont like humanbeings and they tried to shoot me with their super-gun or something.
But naaaah, I dodged it like The Matrix or or Max Payne! YEAAA feel the vibration!
I tackle one of those aliens and took his gun and shoot the other aliens.
Then erm...Oh I bombed the spaceship and BOOOM its goneee :D
And Sophia Bush ran to me, kissed me and thanked me for saving her. We get on the car and leave the town forever. :D
THE END
Then I started thinking again...THEY DONT LIVE HERE!
ARGHHHH CRAP so yea, i just sit down in my room, IN THE DARK, like an idiot.
THEN THE EXPECTED ACTUALLY HAPPENS :O
What else, the electricity was back. HAHAHAHAHAHA
You just wasted about 10mins reading this crap.
Now go and read the newspaper or something. HAHA
